Clinton Calculation
August 27, 2008For anyone who might believe that there is anything NOT calculated about the public appearances and performances of the Clintons, let this be an example of the lengths to which they go in the way of advanced planning. Handlers are seen here ”sampling” a variety of her famed pantsuits to see how they look with the lighting in the Pepsi Center and the DNC stage backdrop.
By way of commentary, the two on the left wash out with the color of the backdrop. And, as for the red one, it might conjure up too many notions of “red states” and then there is that whole spiritual realm thing that red associates with. So, the choice was pretty obvious, t-sip orange, which is what she wore.
Really random ruminations on Obama Biden
August 24, 2008
Now that Barry Obama has selected Joe Biden as his vice presidential running mate…
It will be interesting to see if this quote by Joe Biden, made in reference to Obama, will be revisited by the mainstream media. The apparent mindset on the part of Biden was the source of all sorts of commentary in January, 2007 when it was made, and evoked outrage from the usual voices in the black community. Frankly, I believe that Biden was trying to be complementary of Barry, but WOW. The implication of what Biden thinks of other blacks is stunning, otherwise, he would not have framed his description of Obama in such a way as to contrast him with other African-Americans. It was that contrast that makes Obama a “storybook” according to Biden. It seems like Biden’s attitude bears some analysis from the media.
None of us is without our flaws and a past littered with regrettable actions. But Biden seems to rank among one of the best in Washington for creating his own messes. He was shown to be a plagiarist (with respect to some speech that he gave a few years ago), inflated his resume by claiming a masters degree that he does not have, and making other racially insensitive comments aside from his “articulate and bright and clean and nice looking” remark. The Republican National Committee is having so much fun with this that they now have a “Biden Gaffe Clock” counting down the time until Biden’s next foot-in-mouth moment. His first such gaffe occurring within 12 hours of being announced as Obama’s running mate, referring to Obama as “Barack America” during their first apperance together yesterday.
Biden has made a bunch of comments about Obama’s preparedness, or more precisely lack thereof, to be the president of the United States. It begs the question, was he lying then when he said that Barry was not qualified, or now, when he says that Barry is our country’s best choice for president. Has the intervening time between Biden’s comments during the primaries until today really prepared Obama for the most important job in the world?
I am curious how selecting a Washington insider like Biden (36 years in the senate) allows for any consistency in Barry’s message of “Change”? Obama continues to talk about how Washington is broken and needs to be changed from the “outside.” How is selecting a consummate Washington “insider” helpful? Biden has been in the senate longer than John McCain! It seems like this is such a contradiction to the premise of Barry’s “change” candidacy that a charge of caving-in to politics as usual is one that will necessarily stick.
Barry made a brilliant selection in terms of appealing to the far left wing of his party. Biden is apparently just behind Obama in terms of his liberal voting record in the Senate. By the objective measures that are available, the Obama Biden ticket is even more liberal than the Kerry Edwards ticket of 2004. It seems like it is a foregone conclusion that Obama was going to win the far left voting block, even before selecting a vice president. So, what has he accomplished in terms of appealing to moderates, and independents? It would appear, nothing.
On a much sillier note, I am convinced that sometimes you can’t help what your mind mistakenly sees in printed words. When I woke up on Saturday morning and turned on the cable news, the announcement was already four hours old. (No, I did not get the text message.) The captions at the bottom of every screen on TV were announcing something to the effect of Obama Biden the Democrat Ticket. Maybe I can attribute it to still being groggy from waking up early, but I could not help but almost see three letters inserted in those two words, “Obama Biden.” And those letters were “nla“. As Obama’s name has become more familiar over the last couple of years, I have been able to disassociate Obama from Osama, in spite of Ted Kennedy’s mangling of his Barry’s name a few years ago. But for some strange reason, when I saw the letters b, i, d, e, n, following the word Obama, my mind saw the letters “nla” like this: b,i,n,l,a,d,i,n. Now, every time I see the presumptive democrat ticket spelled out on TV and on campain posters, I see “Obama Binladen.” Crazy! Maybe with time, I will be able to disassociate this oddity just as I did with Barack’s last name and the famed terrorist.
It is a certainty that these two will not receive my vote in November, but I have been reminded that they should receive the benefit of my prayers for them. Those prayers will not be for their victory, but for Godly wisdom and discernment as they strive for the highest offices in our land.
The second best thing to ever happen to Mark Spitz
August 22, 2008

Surely the best thing that ever happened to Mark Spitz, was his winning 7 gold medals at the Summer Olympic Games in Munich in 1972. Spitz was appropriately thrust into the position of sports hero and commercially viable “product.”
Whether he is able to recognize it or not, the second best thing to happen to Mark Spitz is the fact that Michael Phelps broke his single Olympic Games record, by winning 8 gold medals. Phelps breaking of Spitz record has re-energized the Spitz “brand” which up to this week has largely been forgotten. I dare say that apart from occassional recollections of Olympic Games of the past, Spitz has hardly been thought of in the last 20+ years, particularly outside of competitive swimming circles. Since the opening of the 2008 Games, Spitz’ name was mentioned on at least a daily basis, by the media and fans around the world, as anticipation was bulding that Phelps would break his 36 year old feat.
Once Phelps achieved his goal, Spitz was not only being mentioned, but also interviewed on national television. But as if receiving renewed interest in his 36 year old accomplishment and some fresh celebrity relevance was not enough, Spitz is now asserting that if he and Phelps were to compete against one another in their primes, they would tie. Really? His contention that great competitors “know” how to beat each other just doesn’t seem to work for me. The problem with this conjecture is that they did not swim all the same events in their respective Olympic Games. So, this speculation is a little goofy. But to the extent they did share some of the same events, in a very real sense, they have competed against one another in their respective “primes.” And using the most objective measure possible, the clock, and what we could assume to be their “best times,” Phelps crushes Spitz. But, the issue is not whether or not they would be competitive with one another on some hypothetical basis. The indisputable fact is that Phelps swam in, and won more events in one Olympic Games than Spitz did. I contend that if Spitz had been capable of winning 8 medals in 1972, he would have at least tried to do so. Don’t you think? He did not.
The breaking of long standing records must be an emotional affair that few of us mortals can understand. When one’s identity is so wrapped up in that record, it must almost seem as if a part of you has died when it is finally broken. In that respect, I empathize with Spitz. But I am reminded of how graciously Hank Aaron congratulated Barry Bonds when his home run hitting record was broken. And Aaron graciously conceded his “title” of Home run King to a man who is essentially a juiced-up cheater.
Mark Spitz really ought to just be grateful for his new found celebrity status, and leave his hypothetical “I’m as good as he is” bluster left unsaid. If he wants to imagine it, that is fine. To utter it out loud, not such a good idea. Phelps stands alone, and the hypothetical “we’d tie” rhetoric makes Spitz look shallow and lacking in grace.
Application for believers? We should remember that our identity is found in Christ. Not in our personal accomplishments, no matter how noble, significant or long lasting. Our identity is found in the accomplishment and fame of someone else. And ours is an identity that can never be lost. No need to EVER anticipate or be anxious about someone taking it away from us. “Fear not, for I have redeemed you; I have called you by name, you are mine.” Isaiah 43: 1.
Presidential Legacies
August 21, 2008Every U.S. President leaves a legacy, a lasting impression, a particular memory imprinted on the mind of the people in our country and around the world. Most people can probably use a couple of sentences, or even less, to describe the legacies of our former presidents, especially those that have served during our own lifetimes.
The first president that I have any real personal memory of was John Kennedy. His legacies, “Camelot,” the Bay of Pigs invasion, Cuban Missile Crisis, and especially his assassination.
LBJ’s legacy was his untimely ascent to the Oval Office, the Viet Nam war and his conceiving, and birthing our welfare/entitlement state through his Great Society initiatives. The Great Society made FDR (and the New Deal) look like an amateur when it came to pointing our country in the direction of socialism.
Nixon: “I’m not a crook!” Right! His legacy…Watergate and impeachment.
Ford: Improbable ascent to office. Fairly inept. A moderate Republican at best, maybe even leaning left. A lousy Supreme Court nominee/appointment (John Paul Stevens).
Carter: Probably the worst U.S. President in my lifetime. Gotta be in the top 5 worst in history or the nation. Diplomatic employees in the U.S. embassy in Tehran held hostage by terrorists for 444 days. Gasoline rationing, and double digit inflation. His claim to fame would be the so-called Camp David Accord, which in retrospect has not done that much.
Reagan: Without question, the greatest president in my lifetime, and perhaps in the history of the nation. Fixed the economy and broke the back of The Soviet Union. Produced a really hopeful, optimistic and prosperous nation following the disastrous Carter years.
Bush 41: ”Read my lips, no new taxes.” A promise that he broke! That may have been a major reason for his defeat by this next guy.
Clinton: People who presented any threat to his personal agenda, or that of his wife, often died prematurely. At least one confirmed extramarital sexual affair with an intern in the private areas of the Oval Office. House of Representative impeachment proceedings. Extraordinary ability to compartmentize his moral failures. An artful and probably pathological liar.
Bush 43: Since his term is not yet over, the legacy may not be finally written. Certainly the war on terror and the War in Iraq will make the list. The expression of his faith in Jesus Christ has appeared to be much more genuine than, any of the presidents who have come before him in my lifetime. Talks like a Republican, spends like a democrat.
But, his failure to properly understand this man may trump even the cataclysmic events of 9-11 and all that has occurred in response to that. Bush naively believed he could look into Putin’s eyes and see his soul and he believed that he was a “good man.” In so doing, I think he gave not only comfort but also wiggle room to a confirmed super-communist who, from his behind-the-curtain position of power wielding, has successfully invaded and occupied an independent, sovereign nation (Georgia) and is now promising something more than a diplomatic response to the missile defense agreement that the U.S. has just signed with Poland. Does anyone recall the term ”Cold War”? We should all count our blessings, if this stays “cold.”
This situation demands that we elect a president who understands the very real and now undeniable interest on the part of Russia’s current leadership to re-assert itself as an expansionist nation. If this pattern of behavior is allowed to progress, we will see the disappearance of countries that are now on the world map, and Russia’s borders being redrawn. And it should correctly be recalled that this started on Bush’s watch and under the supervision of his “good friend Vladimir.”
Said another way, this MAY wind up being a major part of the Bush legacy, if you think 5 to 10 years into the future. And I think it is a virtual certainty that Russia’s new ambitions will frame the legacy of our 44th president. I think this will go very badly for our country and the world if we wind up electing Barry. And if we do, I think it is not a stretch to say that virtually no eastern European nation nor an independent state that was formerly a part of the old USSR, will be safe.
Waiting, expectantly!
August 19, 2008The Coca-Cola Company, in its global marketing efforts, has the delicate task of creating demand for its products by giving them “local appeal,” all the while being unable to deny the fact that the company and its flagship product are considered to be a distinctly American icons. In some markets, being an American brand is an advantage. However, in certain parts of the world, and especially in the Middle East, being “American” can be a real disadvantage.
Fox News reported this afternoon that The Coca-Cola Company will offer its flagship brand with graphics celebrating Ramadan, one of the most important holidays in the Islamic faith. Cans in support of this distinctly religious holiday will bear the crescent moon and star associated with Islam. The product will, understandably, be offered only in the middle east. I would have to say that this is a pretty smart strategy, assuming that consumers in those select markets are impressed by the company’s acknowledgement and commemoration of the holiday.
What remains to be seen, now that The Coca-Cola Company has made an intentional and overt recognition of a religious holiday by using religious symbols associated with it, is the degree and extent to which they equally commemorate holidays of two other major world religions, Judaism, and Christianity.
As for Christmas, I am sure that Coke would argue that the use of the Hadden Sandblom Santas, appropriately recognizes Christmas. And they would be wrong, as that symbol is representative of the secular aspects of that holiday. But I think we should give Coke a bye on Christmas. But we do so with the expectation that the cross of Christ will appear on packaging next spring,…just in time for Easter.
It’s Over!
August 17, 2008
Two months ago, I wrote a post on the so-called revival that was taking place in Florida, called the Lakeland Outpouring. This revival was being conducted under the leadership of Todd Bentley.
Early last week, the organizers of the Lakeland Outpouring announced that Bentley was going to step down because he and his wife were separating. Then last Friday, the Board of Directors of Bentley’s ”Fresh Fire Ministries” acknowledged that Bentley had “entered into an unhealthy relationship on an emotional level with a female member of his staff.” The future of the Lakeland Outpouring is obviously in question, although Bentley has commissioned his interns to continue the revival.
Bentley, and the spectacle in Florida, have come under fire from both the church and the secular media. And the scrutiny was well deserved, as Bentley even claimed to have raised people from the dead during the revival. ABC’s Nightline did a special investigation of it. To their credit, ABC’s analysis was fair, and surprisingly, they did not mock people of faith, instead asking good objective questions seeking proof of the healings Bentley claimed to have been a part of. No objective clinical evidence was ever provided.
Being a cessasionist (that is, someone who believes that the miraculous sign gifts of the Spirit ended with the death of the original apostles), and consequently suspicious of most of what takes place in these sorts of charismatic gatherings, I am far from objective enough to offer a post mortum on the Lakeland Outpouring. But J. Lee Grady, editor of Charisma Magazine, IS just such a guy. His thoughtful editorial can be read here. As one who has deep sympathies for charismatic expression, Grady’s comments speak volumes for what was going on in Lakeland and about which many on the outside had their suspicions.
And as it turns out, we were right.
Th’inker
August 16, 2008
No, the title is not a typo, and it’s not this guy. He’s The Thinker, Le Penseur in French, which is a marble and bronze statue dating back to 1880 by French sculptor Auguste Rodin. It is said that Rodin originally created the statue to depict Dante sitting in front of the Gates of Hell (Inferno) pondering that part of his his poem, The Divine Comedy.
No, what I am thinking about is the th’inker. Or said another way, those adorned with body art. You know, ink, tats. Folks with tattoo’s. Why am I thinking about this? Well, I have been watching the Olympics for the last week, and as a former collegiate swimmer, I have been especially interested in the coverage of the successes of the U.S. swimming team. Actually, I enjoy the coverage of swimming no matter who is competing and succeeding.
Anyway, I have noticed something really apparent to me. That is, how relatively “tattoo free” the swimmers are, and that is irrespective of the nationality of the competitors. And, I might add that it is not just the swimmers, as it seems like comparatively few Olympic athletes are adorned with ink, the Redeem Team and soccer player Natasha Kai (who has 19 tattoos) being notable exceptions. As I write this post, I am watching the women’s marathon, and as I do so, I literally see NO tattoos on any of the women in the lead. I don’t recall many, or in most cases, ANY tattoos on the gymnasts, the volleyballers, rowers, and the other sports I have seen in the television coverage. Why is this?
I confess that I have never understood the motivation for body art. And the explanations that have been given to me for why a tattoo was sought and ultimately received, have never been particularly compelling. I have had it explained to me that SOME (notice it is some, not all) who have received tattoos do so out of some emotional response. It has been explained to me that some are narcissistic, some are self-loathing, some simply attention seekers and exhibitionists. Interesting thoughts.
And if those explanations are to some degree grounded in fact, might THAT be an explanation for why the swimmers and other Olympic super-athletes, (who are probably not generally self-loathing; and who have a high level of respect for and provide excellent care for their bodies; and who express themselves in constructive ways that result in attention being directed to them) less apt to permanently mark their bodies?
High performance athletes aside, is it appropriate for Christians to get tattoos? How about if the marks are expressing something sacred? I admit, I am not a fan of tattoos. That is mostly a matter of preference. A former pastor of mine refers to them as “long term memorials to short term foolishness.” I know of some (that former pastor NOT being one of them) who quote Leviticus 19: 28 as a reason to forbid tattoos. But I submit they are taking scripture out of context. And a visual inspection of anyone who uses this verse, particularly if it is a man, will tell you whether they are faithful to the teaching of the Levitical law themselves, as the verse immediately before it forbids the trimming of sideburns and beards.
Stipulating that as believers we are covered by grace, what should our response be to tattoos? Both for someone who might be considering getting one, or someone who already has? How should those of us who teach, instruct about the wisdom, or lack thereof, of getting tattoos? Relying on the counsel of God’s word, what is the correct response?
What’s in a name?
August 14, 2008This is a post that has virtually no upside. At its very best, it will reveal the sometimes peculiar ponderings of my mind. At its worst, these thoughts, captured on paper, er, uh, memory and pixels, might well offend someone who has embraced the very thing that I find so fascinatingly odd. But here goes anyway.
I think I was coming of age, (whatever that means) about the time that married couples were beginning to experiment with the idea of hyphenated last names. Often it seemed to be the woman who did so, with her husband’s last name appearing last, preserving her own maiden name in her identity by including it, preceding a hyphen, which itself preceded her husband’s last name. You know what I mean, right? Helen Smith marries Fred Jones, and she walks away from the alter at her wedding as Helen Smith-Jones.
Somewhere along the lines, some of the more progressive couples, I gather, started sharing last names, so that the husband also took on his wife’ maiden name. In the example above, Fred would forever more, ’till death do he and Helen part, be known as Fred Smith-Jones.
I confess that I have never really understood what this was all about. Even the most frequent arguments about a career oriented woman keeping her maiden name as a part of her identity has never been all that satisfying or compelling. It seems to me that the transition to a married name is not one that is all that difficult to make.

Sometime in recent history, the names of the children of these hyphenated couples have also been, well, hyphenated. This was all brought to my attention today as I watched the preliminary heats of the 50 meter freestyle swimming at the Olympic Games in Beijing. In sequential heats, two American swimmers were trying (successfully) to advance to the semifinals of this event. In the first of the two heats, Garrett Weber-Gale was competing. In the very next heat, Ben Wildman-Tobriner was swimming.
As I was watching this, I starting contemplating this naming phenomena. Let’s say that at some time in the future, Garrett Weber-Gale has a son. We’ll call him Greg Weber-Gale. And let’s say that Ben Wildman-Tobriner has a daughter named Amy Wildman-Tobriner. You know where I’m going with this don’t you…As fate would have it, these two Olympic swimmers’ children, Greg and Amy, decide to marry. Oh, what a joyful day, and imagine the swimming abilities of the progeny. But I digress. Back to the subject at hand. Using the naming convention started by their grandparents, we would now have Greg & Amy Wildman-Tobriner-Weber-Gale.
But let’s consider this a little further. Take the possibility that Garrett Weber-Gale himself marries a girl, who, as luck would have it, is also the offspring of a hyphenated family. We’ll say that Garrett’s wife’s maiden name is Elizabeth Bowden-Fitzgerald. Now, given the traditions that have long been established by these families, Garrett’s son is named Greg Bowden-Fitzgerald-Weber-Gale.
And as you might have expected, Ben Wildman-Tobriner also marries a hyphenated girl who we’ll call Rebekah Morrison-Healy. Their precious daughter’s full name is Amy Morrison-Healy-Wildman-Tobriner.
You guessed it, under this arrangement, I would like to introduce you to the loving young couple, Greg & Amy Morrison-Healy-Wildman-Tobriner-Bowden-Fitzgerald-Weber-Gale.
Even though, the odds are long of something this crazy ever happening, I wonder if any hyphenated couples ever consider the possibility?
What’s in a name? Well, a lot of punctuation, to start with.

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